I waited for 1/1/20 just to be able to do it

When you assign someone you don't like to review your merge/pull request

Found this gem today (and there is not anything else defined as "any") WTF are you kidding me? Some people should not be allowed to program

It's almost 2019 and CRLF is still a fucking thing

I'm sorry to say this but if you keep changing your naming "convention" every freakin day it's not a convention

Why tf are you telling me that I get to choose the format of the text that I'll need to parse later if you keep using any other freakin possible format on earth except for the one I chose 😠

Stop ask me if I can have a call every freaking time I send you an email. If I wanted to talk to you I would have called.

At work we use a custom python library to parse XML responses from an internal API to objects. I literally spent half an hour pondering why an if statement was misbehaving. Turns out it parsed <tag>false<\tag> as obj.tag = 'false' instead of the boolean False which obviously made "if obj.tag:" misbehave 😒

The part I hate the most about working as a dev is writing the docs. The sad thing is that I need to do it on Friday (which is weekend here) as well for my private project (a python library)

I think (not sure though) that the device doesn't have enough space

It's so hard to pick a good variable/class name, how the hell will I be able to pick a good name for my future kid?

We all know that scumbag test that sporadically decides to fail. Simply running it again makes it pass.

Have been coding all day and now writing the docs. I keep pressing ctrl+space and tab and expecting auto complete to work. So annoying

@dfox Thanks for my new debugging friend.

Never trust a commit message

Listening to a git lecture by someone who pronounces "add" and "head" the same 😲

Pfffff

Not a rant, but that feeling when you are closing all the chrome tabs after solving a bug 😇

I work as a customization and integration developer. Two months ago a customer opened a support ticket with an issue they encountered. I fixed it and released the new package. Today they opened a new ticket on the very same issue. Turns out they never even installed the fixed version.

I think I was 15, I found a VB tutorial and decided to try it out.

"Hey, what are you changing in the code?"

"Nothing that will affect your side"

The fact that I have a BSc in computer science doesn't mean I know how to fix your computer