I'll be asking the HR of my next company to include a "fuck off" clause in the contract if they want to hire m - devRant

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black-kite

2885

2y

This may compromise your chances of getting hired
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SidTheITGuy

9879

2y

@black-kite What an insight man, what an INSIGHT!

I don't know what I would do without you. Dumbass! Yeah no shit, sherlock.
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black-kite

2885

2y

@SidTheITGuy ok l forgot to add /s
I thought you were smart enough to infer the sarcasm without. I guess not
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SidTheITGuy

9879

2y

@black-kite and you missed mine
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electrineer

28194

2y

They'd tell you to fuck off
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jfuginay

57

2y

But they haven’t acquired the fuck off clause yet so he could sue for breach of contract.
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jfuginay

57

2y

I write the fuck off clause into all of my contracts with invisible ink.
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jfuginay

57

2y

If you really think about it, the true essence in a good ‘fuck off’ is the receiving party not expecting it.

Adding it to the contract in a visible way ruins the romance. Kills the excitement. Spoils the ending.
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black-kite

2885

2y

@SidTheITGuy ok so I am a dumbass 😂

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