This last call was 10 minutes. I approve

I still disapprove of people calling me in general.

@AlgoRythm I do, too. But I get paid for this (technically) so it sucks less

@QueenMorgana I will pay people not to call me.

@QueenMorgana I wanted to ask you for some time: What do you do for a living?

I don't want to push you into telling something you don't like to share but what I've heard so far sounded like an awesome mix...

@AlgoRythm That strategy would get expensive fast.

@needToRoll I'm an incident manager for a small business (in terms of employees, not clients), I work geek squad, I'm a teacher's assistant, and I'm a security guard.

From what I hear, most incident managers just take notes and call people on, but we're supposed to know how all 560 application in 7 regions interact with each other on all our servers and databases, and know which environment in production, using which middle ware. It's hell. Because the application owners are "never wrong" in their mind, and our systems are typically healthy and just get taxed by their shitty code.