You: Wearing a headset and send pic of you to girl
Girl: Are you a pilot?

You: rip life

Yes I'm, in flight simulator

that'a a good one :)

"Yes. I'll fly straight to your heart" or "I can be anything you want baby" or "No but I'm up for some role-play ;) ".
So many smooth answers.

At least a pilot, not an average call center agent or gamer 😂

If you were a pilot you could land a date here. *badummtss*

@irene @Lahsen2016 I disagree my friends. First of all I would like to believe that she is smart enough to know that I am not a pilot and she was saying this as a joke. That's why I respond with a silly joke myself to keep the conversation playful. If she likes me she will laugh anyway and respond.

@irene But just responding "No, I'm a coder" sounds so boring and I'm insulting her intelligence😞. If I have her phone number it means I have already charmed her in person (I don't like meeting people online, you can't estimate chemistry). If she really thought I was a pilot and I tell her I'm a coder she will be dissapointed anyway so I might as well have a laugh.

@irene @Lahsen2016 Nah, I don't wanna get slapped haha(outside the bedroom, that is ;) )

Why are you dj-ing in the morning?