if you were stuck on an island and had to code back to shore, what language would you use? :o

javascript

not that i would actually use js, because i really wanna chill on a deserted island, but if i can only use js, ill have motivation to actually stay on the island

First of all I would collect every SHELL that I could find on that island to see if they contain a PERL and look in any crevice to find some RUBY, dancing a GROOVY dance when I find one.
Then I would use a DART to hunt some SQUIRREL as supplies for the journey, carefully paying attention to not scare any PYTHON lying around.

I would take ACTION and build a BASIC boat hull from a tree, avoiding any metal as it could RUST in the water.
At last I paint a LOGO on my boat, enjoy a cup of JAVA and then give it a GO back home.

I wish I had binoculars so I could C# up to the horizon, but sadly I don't have some, so I'm restricted to VISUAL BASIC.

Ook!