In what programming language?

Most probably ARM assembly or 8051 assembly

Java obviously 😏

Swift v2

Ook!

No ppl. It uses coffeescript. Pun intended. 😅

lol I hate when they say that

@Pizza when people say "pun intended" ? 😉

It needs to have a microservice architecture for different dependent processes of making a coffee. Dependency injection and well defined interfaces so you can write your plugi... I mean coffins.

It must also have generic factory functions to replicate and print faulty hardware on the fly. Some safeguards removed and it should be able to build meta factories to replicate itself. And then we're doomed.

@mzeffect also u forgot the continuous integration and deployment, in this case which would be unlimited supply of coffee and cream..

@jamescodesthing damn you, that joke popped into my head the second before I saw your comment xD

Brainfuck?

@Prometheus I was referring to the "programmable" thing XD

@Pizza they should say “configurable” or SAP compliant.

@DucksCanCode great minds my duckie friendo. It doesn’t stop it from being funny, or you from being awesome for thinking of it.

Also @pizza... what flavour pizza?

@jamescodesthing today I'm a mushrooms & prosciutto pizza

@Alice How about coffeescript? Haha