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Meet today.... Fetlang

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lick Bob's cock
lick Duke's left nipple one million times

while Ada is submissive to Duke
make slave scream Ada's name
Have Charlie spank himself
Have Ada lick his tight little ass
Have Bob lick Charlie's tight little ass, as well

make Ada moan Bob's name
make Bob moan Charlie's name
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Never felt so dirty after calculating the fibonacci sequence...

https://github.com/Property404/...

"Fetlang is a statically typed, procedural, esoteric programming language and reference implementation. It is designed such that source code looks like poorly written fetish erotica."

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  • 7
    Fetlang folks be like.. 😂
  • 2
    @AlexDeLarge XD Fit's perfectly indeed.
  • 2
    @AlexDeLarge lol now that you mention it... :D
  • 3
    Hm, seems like a brilliant language to spread a email worm in.

    U know, for nostalgia & educational purposes.

    Could pack a interpreting compiler disguised as a screen reader with it :D
  • 0
    @lotd I love that idea!
  • 2
    @theCalcaholic think about it!

    Title: erotic loveletter
    Body: {actual source} with comment
    "xo xo your secret lover. :*
    Ps. I recorded myself seducingly reading it for you. It's in the attachment ;)

    Love, possible wifu.
    "
    Attachment: xoxo.m4a

    I bet a ton of lonely people would hop right in with both legs.
  • 1
    @lotd *all three legs

    Go for it! I'm so prepared for reading about this in the tech news. :D
  • 0
    When you thought you’d seen everything
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