There should be a launch button wired to the clients' seats in meetings so you can fire them in to the sun while sitting in front.
I don't get how they can be so dimwitted sometimes...

@ThatDude woa
an I always thought a SSD was already memory... mind blown.

Btw: I wouldn't recommend doing that (using an SSD as additional RAM)! Just because of the simple reason that the chips on an SSD age really fast if you have lots and lots of writes on it, which RAM clearly has.