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Me: *desperately trying to finish a webpage before 5pm deadline*
Girlfriend: Why are you always so focused on your computer? You never pay attention to me.
Me: You know I have to work. Besides, you'll always be number 1 in my heart
Girlfriend: Aww that was cute. Okay I'll let you finish working
Me to me: ...arrays start at 0. *continues typing*

Disclaimer: this was stolen from /r/programmerhumor and I have no girlfriend

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  • 15
    Laughed too hard at this 😂
  • 6
    I didn’t get the joke
  • 3
    @devoutpost
    ProTip: separate your tags with commas.

    And thanks for making me laugh, haha!
  • 0
    @Tytanium could you elaborate on why there would be no easy way to make it start from 0? I’m working with compilers myself and I’m curious to what problems you’re encountering with 0-indexing.
  • 0
    @Tytanium ah I see, thought you were making it from scratch 😅
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  • 1
    I’ve had that conversation many times with my gf.
  • 2
    @Tytanium
    Did you still make your own parser? I mean, I've been making interpreters and stuff, so I'd find that quite useful ;)
  • 0
    Im proud of you man
  • 0
    ++ for the disclaimer.
  • 0
    @Tytanium well he said "number 1", you said "number 2"... Maybe if you said "second" instead it would make sense?
  • 0
    Loooolllll
  • 0
    the funniest part was the disclaimer
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