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@riteshx95 @ThatDude just let me know when you need a solid "no", I'm good at those.
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w4tsn35017y@solidsnakedrive if you visit specific websites it should work.
*wispers* these which must not be named... -
w4tsn35017y@riteshx95 it must be strange if your girlfriend/wife is called cortana or siri o.O
But even worse is alexa! There are really people out there with that name! Amazon fuck you, you prick!! -
pesaply6997yAre you some sort of an AI, we know how hard it is for a programmer to get a girlfriend yet to get a girl agree to sit on your lap, are you from the future? Or is that girl available on VR Hahhahaha @justwellbrock
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w4tsn35017y@riteshx95 if I knew that xD this stuff is like constantly popping in and out. Maybe too many entangled atoms in my brain... I shoule probably visit a physicist.
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w4tsn35017y@pesaply @irene I'm from the future and my girl has a AR device which makes me look quite handsome ;)
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pesaply6997y@justwellbrock haha huray for us for once, FYI it was not a prototype I hope and I was not stereotyping it's just what it is, hell I'h no idea if am in relationship or constantly trying to date in unreal world
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