Oh boy, devRant. Let me do my job. I have so much to do. You're too addictive.

@ThatDude I have 2 exams tomorrow. I spent too much time on devRant and watching (American aka the real 😏😉) football. 🙃

/me slaps @jhh2450 around with a trout

*for the football*

@olezhka That's the whole reason I put it. 😏😉 I love to say that intentionally just to see who I can anger.

Unlike most Americans, I enjoy the other football too. It's a routine part of my weekend (and weekday when my team plays). Plus, it's the only sport live at 2:00 pm on a weekday.

Oof, I take your trout and slap you with a salmon good sir.

@jhh2450 you got me dude! Kudos :) and I'm totally cool with this two kinds of football arrangement, so long as noone preaches "real" argument :D this just ticks me off, you're right. But same thing as religion, I suppose (😁😏)

Come back to us, @tracktraps!

@penderis Don't be that guy. You're attitude is why many Americans hate football. We assume all fans are assholes because that's pretty much all we see.

It's called football because the ball is a 1 foot long.

@penderis I take offense to using tampons to mean it's weak. Have you watched women's soccer? Bitches get cleated in the face and play on. Likely using tampons for their bloodied noses.

@jhh2450 not a fan of any sport but i know what you mean and thank you for the correction since i obviously did not spend a single sec fact checking

@QueenMorgana and that would be the correct use but they do not use it for shin guards. maybe dunno.... think i just invented a new shin guard...

@penderis if the gash on my leg is bad enough, you can just go ahead and assume I'm using a tampon to stop the bleeding until medics can wound pack it properly. 😂

In serious though, American football isn't quite as bad as men's soccer; most of the time the players are actually injured instead of looking for attention.

@QueenMorgana ++ for mens soccer being a bunch of drama queens. or as my dad always said when i got hurt and god forbid i moaned "Stop that and get me a whiskey piss face"