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Mislead12597yI read cold free beer. Instantly tapped Read More hoping to find instructions on how to get to said alternate universe. Im sad now.
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C0D4681467yI just don’t know if I could give up the DevISM for such a glorious place.
Decisions, decisions... -
owithg21717y@Ranguna I have never driven a Tesla, but when I put my foot into the gas does it roar? Does the car sound like a cheetah hunting a gazelle? can my heart race in tune with the cylinders? Can I feel the car idle, the power as the engine waits for my foot to be applied? Can I FEEL the raw power under the hood?
Or does the car do what I want, but in a sanitized way? Does my heart soar whipping around corners?
Also, the idea of owning a car I can't google how to fix scares me :P -
Ranguna877y@owithg I had the exact same conversation with a friend of mine yesterday. I know what you mean, I vote for electric but I completly understand if you want to keep on burning dead dinosaurs (I will too for some time, I also get that adrenaline feeling of the acceleration, it pump me up).
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I think not continuing to smog up our future is worth some sacrifice.. @owithg
even though electric cars are still no solution yet. but without the right attitude this ship won't be getting anywhere.. -
owithg21717y@stimulate As an American, I refuse to be slightly inconvenienced now, so to have a better life for me and my descendents later!*
*This is a joke, hoping I didn't piss off the non-Americans or the Americans -
actually, if everyone in the country was a dev, that'd be a very efficient infrastructure... until it comes to making pizza
pizza would run out really quickly
Related Rants
In an alternate universe, devs live in their own country.
They make their own rules and dictate how much they are paid. They maintain the entire world’s infrastructure.
They don’t go to work, since their entire country is the workplace and guess what? Cold beers are free(a thank you from the beer company guys for coming up with all their inventory management systems)
Pizza is free too.
There is no government (laws are passed depending on upvotes on devRant )
No racism, sexism or any other ism ending words . Devs just code.
Oh, and the state police, preferably known as keyboard warriors patrol the streets and offenders are punished by limited internet speeds. 😂. It is said some actually commit suicide because of this unbearable punishment.
Fuck yeah they have coffee farms. That’s the only thing they don’t accept as *gratitude from other nations because those sons of bitches might fuck that up too.
And everyone drives teslas 😂
Okay I have to get back to work now. That multi universe travel machine won’t buy itself.
rant
who owns an island?
i wish
we could make this happen though