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Co-worker Pranks #281: Write a program to capture keyboard input and instead output "fucking" after every "the" they type.

i.e. Can you push the fucking most recent commits

Do you want the fucking paperwork today, bossman

I can't do that today, the fucking coffee machine is not working

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  • 5
    This would save me a lot of typing time!
  • 1
    I'm definitely gonna do that !
    So goddamn brilliant.
  • 0
    Can you please give us the fucking source code? :)
  • 4
    And if you are a bad coder, you get:

    Where are thefuckingir backups?

    To soothefucking your skin, use goat milk.

    Please refrain from using ethefuckingrnet cables as belts.
  • 0
    @pagongski spacing is important isn't it 😂
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