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Senior IT engineer enters the room and quietly talks to a coworker about a job related issue.

Another coworker decided to troll the sysadmin.

CW: *yells* "Open a ticket!" (That's the sysadmin's regular reply)
IT: *ignores*
CW: *trying to get his attention* "Open a ticket first! Then come back"
IT: *gives him the stare of death*
CW: "Go away and open a ticket!"
IT: *silently leaves the room*

After no more than a minute CW gets a reject from all networks outside the company's VPN.

IT comes back into the room, get's intimately close to CW's ear and says "Now open a ticket".

👋

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  • 7
    😂😂😂😂
  • 25
    Me: Hijacking the PC with Ubuntu Live Disk. Edit Registry to disable Win GUP and enable local admin for my user.

    Restart PC and Login in Windows with Local Admin rights:

    1: Install Proxy/VPN and ignore the fucker Sysadmin. Just do my work.
    2: Get the IP of the Sysadmin PC and local DDoS the shit out of it

    Whisper to his ear:
    "Beat that Cunt"

    👋🏻

    🎤
  • 8
    @MoboTheHobo you sound autistic
  • 6
    @Jacobgc Thanks 😄👍🏻
  • 21
    @MoboTheHobo if the sysadmin was good, he simply dropped all packets from the guys ip & mac address.

    Related story:
    At my previous job, we set a rule to reroute linkedin for our sales peoples pcs to rickroll on youtube.
  • 11
    You don't mess with those who make your food.
    Don't mess with your sysadmin either.
  • 9
    @MoboTheHobo not to mention CW uses a Mac...

    In any way an internal DDoS attack is at SciFi level.

    Even if you would create a botnet or whatever, and even if the sysadmin's PC was an unprotected server, you'd simply get fired.
  • 2
    what's wrong with opening a ticket where the CW can report his work?
  • 4
    @cephei it's annoying to open a ticket when you ask for something as small as an RJ45 cable.
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