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NoMad
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!dev

It's wasp season again.

Fuuuuuuuck! 😫😫😫

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  • 2
    hope for some hornets.
    these fuckers may be bigger, but they will help you against the wasps.
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    @rootofskynet 😒😒😒
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    Keep a friendly spider in your house. They are great at dealing with them.
  • 1
    Have some patience, in 77 years they're all dead.

    @CoreFusionX what's so friendly about a violent spider? And wtf, spiders don't catch wasps
  • 2
    @retoor

    Spider webs catch any insect that comes into contact with them.

    The spider does not care what it is.

    (Some wasps do feed on spiders, but they are uncommon)
  • 2
    @NoMad don't look at me that way ^^
    hornets are more relaxed beings, than these wasp fuckshits. a wasp will sting you, if the little fucker does not like the way you breath.

    hornets on the other hand, normally don't give a flying fuck, as long as you don't want to give them the kuddles or slap them.
  • 2
    This is very much related to Dev. Wasp was trapped in my study the other day and I could get sod all done. Wouldn't go near it :(
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    @rootofskynet When they *do* decide they care though - ow that hurts.
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    I once had a massive queen bee flying in my apartment before I had to go to work. Wtf, didn't want surprises so went later to work and tried to kill it with a Donald Duck magazine. And then - it facking disappeared. Was very scared a few days for when it showed up again. It was really massive. Never found again. Schrodinger bee
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    @retoor I had a similar story with a wasp, from like... 2-3 years ago. Some people here might remember. That mofo stayed alive in a computer lab. It literally started coexisting with the fuckin robot. I got a can of killer spray and basically went to war with it. I won. 😌
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    @rootofskynet there literally are "killer hornets" somewhere on this planet...

    **screams of "burn it with fire!" in the distance**
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