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@Letmecode nope. I'm affectionate as fuck when I'm drunk. I either love you to pieces and have no problems telling/showing you or want to curb stomp you to oblivion and only my future career is stopping me. No middle ground.
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@taylorviktorya I have the loving part, always! I can't even get mad or something when I'm drunk 😆
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@taylorviktorya go back to bed? Where are you anyway? You can be vague or not answer.
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@MissDirection across the country from you. And I am planning on going back to bed, my dog disagrees, currently
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@taylorviktorya ugh yeah it's really early there. Go back to bed. I'll keep an eye on the internet for you.
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While (drunk && !passedOut)
{
int randNum = new Rand(0, 3)
.Next();
try
{
If (randNum == 0)
{
Everyone.love();
}
Else if (randNum == 1)
{
Everyone.hate();
}
Else
{
Everyone.HateLove();
}
}
Catch(BeerOverflowException up)
{
Self.throw(up);
Self.knockOut();
}
//This is what happens when I'm
//Bored... -
@DucksCanCode thankfully it's been a while since I've thrown up from alcohol...
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!rant
While(drunk){
Love everyone || hate everyone
}
undefined
head hurts
missed my brother
drunk