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@devios1 The heaven deal also sounded pretty good. I mean, if it's guaranteed eternal bliss?
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@bittersweet Depends… are there blowjobs in heaven? 😉
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@devios1 Of course. Without unlimited sex, chocolate and gaming time it would not be heaven.
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@bittersweet Alright sign me up! 😂
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@DarekGreenly I feel like 5 minutes will have more content than that.
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@DarekGreenly Sir, you forgot your blowjob.
NO. NEVER HAPPENING. For the sake of all the fuckery in the world, I WON'T FUCKING WORK FOR FREE. Not as a learning experience, not for contacts, not for future contracts, not for a fucking blowjob from your wife and not even for a place in heaven. I will be bunkmates with the Devil before I build you your website for free. I feel like strangling a cat with my shoelaces and bashing your brains out with the carcass every damn time your balls swell big enough to ask me to build you a 5 minute website for your well-earning business, you cheap bastard. Take a shovel and dig yourself a hole to sleep in, you piece of biological waste.
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