Look at horoscope. Following 3 months will be shit. Is fate in my own hands? Is so, why I cannot change the horoscope forecasting. That means fate was set and I just follow the script of my life. Sad.....

Use sudo -> change script

Please tell me you don't actually believe that bullshit.

Theyre so indefinite that you can see all in it and they are 3000 years too late.

My horoscope said i will have a child this year which would be rather unpleasant considering i dont even have a girlfriend

@RazorSh4rk Maybe it refers to you abducting one. It could be argued that this would qualify as "having a child'.
It could, however, also refer to you having a child for dinner.
Could it be possible that you accidently read some form of satanic horoscope?

@3141 hmm, i should stop eating chinese food for a while

I do believe horoscope. If you know how to utilize it. It is very helpful. Horoscope does not tell you exactly what happened and sometimes it is not correct. How I use it is to read multiple horocopes then find the common part. Which is likely to be correct. Thing will happen and it did happen. For eample, if today is shit. Do not do softwsre releases on today. No matter what you do, it will be shit. If today is good, put more effort on it. And normally your life has a pattern if you pay attention into it. Eg Monday is shit for most ppl, so do not do important shit on Monday.

@kenpeter So since people are generally happier on Friday you should release code at the end of the day?

You have fun with that.

@kenpeter so i AM going to eat a kid

@jbhelfrich you need to look at your pattern and horoscope. Not other ppl. Facebook releases on Thursday and fix it on Friday.

I only trust my horrorscope, it's always right.

In my opinion, you shouldn't take it so seriously. Okay, horoscope says the truth sometimes. For example, this is the absolute truth about my compatibility on https://zodiacsigns-horoscope.com/c... but I don't believe everything I see or hear.