Ok, here is something boggling my mind - just as much as naming variables boggles my mind.

Can you guys share your notification settings?

No.
(Don't worry, i won't get notifs from this rant)

@dark0 :/

Mentions only.

I don't need to know when people like my posts because of course they like my posts: they're awesome. Because I'm awesome.

And because I'm so awesome, people are afraid to talk to me. Which means that when they finally work up the courage to tag me, I want to know.

Ergo, mentions only.

/s (maybe? 😉😋)

Mentions only