Fuck off Windows Defender.

I love Windows but this defender shit is fucking annoying me with it's popup messages to enable SmartScreen. Fuck you and your piece of shit SmartScreen.

"I love Windows" lol

<3 SmartScreen. Protects me from driveby's.
<3 Defender.
<3 Edge
<3 Windows 10
<3 Defender Ransomware Protection (Insider Preview)

If Cole Porter were still alive, he'd write, "Windows, why do I love Windows?" But, he's NOT around. In fact, he's DEAD! So, I'll run with this little chestnut. Just about a year ago my Macbook Pro, wh. I never really got along with, made me a widower. My dad left a newspaper shopper at my pad and I saw a Dell Inspiron 35-XXXX for $350.00. In Mac Speak, that's a bloody accessory! Long story short, after a period of adjustment, I can say that Windows 10 beats the bloody balls off my MacBook Pro. The only good comparison I can use is this: Windows 10 is the girlfriend you can take camping with your friends and she enjoys it and your friends like her. Macbook Pro is the girlfriend who bitches because she missed her runway model program and she just doesn't have the right shorts to wear and is there a store nearby in case she needs something? Yes, I'd go back to Mac in a heartbeat, but Windows takes a lot more you throw at it and keeps on ticking.

I couldn't say I love Windows. George Gershwin says it best, "I'm always true to you darling in my fashion/I'm always true to you darling/in my way." I just had to wrestle with Windows Fucking Defender to allow me to open a Rolling Stones file I downloaded from a safe site. It reminded me of a friend who is a Captain for United Airlines, having to wrestle with the auto pilot as the wind direction changed just as the 777 was ending final approach i.e. the point where nothing can go wrong because the speed of the aircraft is so slow. It takes 6 seconds for the fuselage to respond to engine acceleration. Anyway, the auto pilot wanted to land the plane one way, Captain disengaged it and blew out the outside set of tyres [the big planes have two sets of tyres for these types of developments. At least Boeing aircraft do]. I fucking turned off EVERYTHING in Windows Defender and it still wouldn't let me download. But I did it. And my fucking tyres are now blown to fucking smithereens.

Every time I close a game I get a popup about "blocking malicious activity" but all it does is just disallow the game from creating logs. And it crashes every time i allow creating logs. F*** Windows Defender!