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owlsurf
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If programming languages are languages how do you express love in them?

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  • 5
    import love
    crush = "Crush's name"
    love.kiss(crush)
    love.date(crush)
    love.marry(crush)
  • 15
    what == love
    !baby.hurt(me)
  • 5
    var express = require("express");
    express.love();
  • 8
  • 1
    @chadd17 I love WarGames references.
  • 6
    Another xkcd
  • 2
    println("💏👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💑👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩💘❤💓💕💖💗💙💚💛💜💝💞💟")
  • 4
    Express love through beautiful code.
  • 2
    @asgs oh god no
  • 1
    Go:

    package love

    import (
    "fmt"
    )

    func life(lover string) string {
    return fmt.Sprintf("%s never happened.", lover)
    }

    ...... Did you mean my love life?
  • 0
    You write comments and make proper indents
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