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LuPaw
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How to start coding (for fucktards)

1: Choose desired programming language like python or java

2: Search on youtube or google: "<language> tutorial beginner"

3: if step 2 was to hard for you...
STOP learning how to program, you are hopeless

4: Instead of asking everyone on how to learn programming, just fucking DO IT already!

Seriously, if you don't even know how to use google and youtube to educate yourself programming is NOT FOR YOU!

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  • 4
    welcome to devRant!
  • 14
    I don't agree: I think that sometimes if you really want a complete course you should buy a book on how to program in that specific language (I even learn better with a book than with YouTube). The reason behind this is that sometimes if you want something with quality you need to put a bit of money and energy into getting it.
  • 14
    Legend says some are still trapped inside...
  • 1
    @jimbart098 this made my day. Thanks dude!
  • 1
    @Claymore
    True, books are great for starting.
    But I think his point is still valid: if you have to ask how to start programming without researching on your own first, then programming might not be the right hobby/profession.
  • 4
    Instructions unclear, got hand stuck in the toilet again.
  • 0
    Or worse, can you teach me to code?
  • 1
    pretty much correct
  • 3
    You get better at googling stuff over time. I remember when I thought looking for answers on a forum (/stackoverflow) was bad, now I know it's often the easiest place to find an answer.
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