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The day I'm fucking around with Kafka Streams API and had to work with Java after swearing it off 5 years ago for JS bae...

Is the day that Apache's everything is down. Can't even hit their fucking website. I just want a fat jar. Just one.

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javascript is everything

maven

hate

down

java

The day I'm fucking around with Kafka Streams API and had to work with Java after swearing it off 5 years ago for JS bae... Is the day that Apache's everything is down. Can't even hit their fucking website. I just want a fat jar. Just one.

undefined

javascript

javascript is everything

maven

hate

down

java

The day I'm fucking around with Kafka Streams API and had to work with Java after swearing it off 5 years ago for JS bae...

Is the day that Apache's everything is down. Can't even hit their fucking website. I just want a fat jar. Just one.