We should rename our "users" table to "losers".

It would be more accurate, plus the added benefit of security through obscurity - we'd be immune to little Bobby Tables.

@Demolishun that's illegal, they're not Lnterfaces!

People say security through obscurity is just a delaying tactic at best, but those people have no idea how many times my blog has thwarted hacking attempts by returning a 404 for /wp-admin.

(Because it's not even a WordPress site)

If that's the case, you can also add a grading, because the word losers can't describe the whole palette.

Little Bobby Tables is a jihadist.