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I hate people who think that building software is all about one click away and generating things. I got told to complete the task faster than the speed of light.

Fancy me some rant time? Let's name that cunt, "Bob".

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Hey Bob, I got questions for you. Are you sure you were in your mum's womb for 8-9 months? Are you the kind of twat who honk at people as soon as the traffic light's turning green?

Building software takes time, the CI/CD takes time, TestFlight takes time, approvals from the Google Play store take time, approvals from Apple App Store connect take time, Unit testing takes time and every fucking thing you can name takes time!

It's just like sex, nobody wants to be with someone who can only last in bed for 0.000000000001 nanoseconds, the longer, the better, (but not too long).

It is also like building houses, which takes months to build not hours. As from my experience so far, something tells me that you are not the kind of person who would understand how to build a house but a sand castle which takes only hours to build.

Relentlessly, you bombarded me with a pile of bollocks and a pile of nonsense is not going to fasten up the compilation of the software.

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  • 8
    but we want to develop 1000x faster! you said you could do that johnmelodyme! how could you let us down!

    yep, clowns like this make my blood boil 🤡🎪🤹‍♂️
  • 6
    Just tell him you’ll gain power by eating a cheetah which will boost your coding speed. I’m sure he’s no different from those shmucks who think they’ll turn australian by eating kangaroos in your other rant
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  • 2
    Add some more analogs to your rant; some people think it's like knowing your alphabet, they ask you why can't you just do it; "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ"
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