Don't cry on weekends.

Cry on your workdays and get paid for it.

Don't let capitalism win.

I try to only use the bathroom of the office, so I get paid for my shit.

Kinda based but minus points for the capitalism diss

Don't add a manual "joke/meme" tag.

Tap the "joke/meme" button and get category filtering.

Don't let mistagging win.

@cafecortado boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I take a shit on company time.

@Fast-Nop For real how does that happen though. He taps "new rant" sees the joke/meme category, thinks naaaah that ain't me, then writes his post and tags it with joke/meme

where's the joke

@Fast-Nop @darksideofyay this is more like an aphorism than a joke

@electrineer It's a medium joke. Medium because it isn't rare and certainly not well done.

Boy did I mess up with my tags lol, actually I did click Rant/Story, wrote my thing and realized it was more of a joke than a rant.

But then I was too lazy to go back and select the correct section so instead I just put joke/meme tag on my "rant" lol.