garbage collection - User: There’s a bug in the app Dev: How do I reproduce it? User: I don’t want it reproduced, I want it fix - devRant

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Lensflare

16995

2y

Dev: Ok, it’s fixed.
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sariel

8534

2y

Dev: ... Might I also recommend you not reproduce either...
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AntiPattern

18

2y

A twist… reproducing it moves thousands of dollars to dev’s account
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cafecortado

7824

2y

"How do I reproduce with you?"
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arcadesdude

6515

2y

Patient: It hurts when I do this!

Doctor: Then don't do that!

Lol if the bug cannot be reproduced then the fix is to tell users to not make the bug happen. No "user error" no "bug" problem solved!
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sariel

8534

2y

@arcadesdude this is 80% of all my reported bugs.

Can't reproduce. Won't fix.
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TheMatter13

61

2y

@sariel can't reproduce won't fix is one of the few good policies that we have at my work. Don't waste valuable people's time on a ghost hunt

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