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				Lol I can only imagine Acp(the guy in the picture) saying "Kuch to kuch garbar hai , is new hire ke answer mein"
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				Interviewer : Your DDOS got DDoSed. What happened actually?
 New hire : It got even more distributed
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				Fucking Pradyuman distracted me enough to think Distributed Database Operating System sounds correct enough.
 
 Daya Door Opening System sounds even more correct-er.
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Me: Do you know what DDOS stands for?
New hire: Distributed database operating system.
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