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    Better category, @electrineer. Innit?
  • 9
    Last recruiter thought I'd make a great financial crimes manager for a bank.......

    They lost me at previous experience in anti-money laundering prevention a must.

    some times I wonder how they even have a job.
  • 1
    @scor personally, I wouldn't mind it to be a "rant". It's too realistic.
  • 1
    Do recruiters directly ask for tests ?

    Where are they ?

    All I get are people who tries to call me...

    'When does it fit you to talk about x position, i've seen that it is the perfect match for you blablabla'
  • 1
    @C0D4 Well if they are recruited by a similar process, I wouldn't be surprised some vacuum salesman wanted to do something new.
  • 1
    i really like this post, thank you for sharing
  • 2
    Yup. Got a google recruiter telling me that the recruitment time was 2 to 3 months.

    Not to mention I'll be tested on stuff that I haven't touched since college.

    But I started doing leetcode problems for fun thanks to this which is fun.
  • 1
    From a guy's perspective, this is almost the worst thing that could happen when taking a piss.
  • 1
    Honest mistake... you actually need to bring a spray can of mosquitto repellent in your pockets and spray 2-3 shots in the recruiter's eyes before they manage to speak up.
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    @PepeTheFrog
    So they sober the fuck up!
  • 1
    @connormon
    Haven't been on festivals much, yet?

    I've seen guys peeing on others in the soccer men's group showers.

    Talking of festivals, women weeing right beside the 20 men on the entrance to RaR main stage.
    85k visitors.
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    @nachocode
    Lucky you!
    I'm on it since February. To be admitted for Aug 30th.
    Only to realise the woman checking my docs does hate me before I even joined the server.
    She got told off by my future supervisor though and now hates my guts ever so more. Lel
  • 1
    You're quite welcome @paanjii2

    And welcome to this board.

    Grab some popcorn and rant with a full, foaming mouth, please.

    Enjoy!
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    @Grumm
    Yerp.
    Seems common practice, as people can ljeanr and pass quite some automated tests and exams but lack the understanding, apparently.
    Though some recruiters really take the mick and ask for full implementations, then ghost people.
    Fun times on the Internet, I guess.
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    @vintprox
    Thanks, but got told off by @electrineer for stabbing his back on category choice the last time.
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    @C0D4
    We had this earlier.
    It seems consuming Engelstrompeten [ en : Brugmansia ] has come back en vogue just 2022.
    But so have plague doctors in 2020.
    Well. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    @PonySlaystation
    Oh yea.
    Just read what I wrote there.
    A few typos sprinkled in and the stories get out of hand.

    The guys showering another were friends making fun. Quite weird though.
    Next I know I downed a shoe of theirs to celebrate their league victory.
    Ahh. The weird does not let go today :'D
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    @Nanos
    About people unable specifying stuff.
    They really really scare the shit out of me.
    Imagine being given a task and being measured by the standards of people who talk like on smack.
    Yea..
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    @notroot
    Damn mate I should have told you
    I'm in town RN
    Just a quick hop in the embassy
    Will be back in September
  • 0
    Yeah Jesus how about one phone interview
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