!rant Safely in Texas! Cats have already discovered the tallest places in the house and confirmed that they need dusting.

Is this your new place? Congratulations!

Cats are biotechnological robot mops.

@AlmondSauce Yeah! 😍

@electrineer Truer words have never been spoken

Also, I was originally planning on getting wall platforms for them and then Tom discovered this closet

howdy! and welcome to Texas! Here is your cowboy hat, your one year supply of chili, your spurs, Dallas Cowboys jersey(non-negotiable) your Texas Rangers baseball cap(also non negotiable) and the entire George Strait discography. Oh and most importantly, here is your standard issue Colt.

We hope you enjoy your stay here with us.

P.D yes, it is common to see that many Mexicans in Texas, we are all over the place in here.

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee haw