brew install node

keeps going for more than 5 minutes, installing idk dependencies or doing idk wtf

fuck javascript and its ecosystem

Thats what is great about the JavaScript ecosystem you need to download 16 petabytes of data to do hello world in any framework to make things "easy"

The only thing better than that is the Java environment where you'll spend 4 hours trying to figure out the Spring config and write 4 pages of XML and annotations to keep things "simple"

Docker.

That will be all.

noooooo don't use brew to install node!!!

nvm is your friend: https://github.com/nvm-sh/nvm

fuck Macos*

FTFY

fuck javascript from my side too!