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I fucking hate questions like this.
Why the fuck is an orange SIX DOLLARS?
Right, let's do some maths.
Orange = $6
Grape (holy shit just a single fucking one) = $4
A pineapple is what, about ~3.5x bigger than an orange?
A grape is, let's say 4x smaller?
So you've got
G (Grape, 4xS)
O (Orange, 1 - it's our base size)
P (pineapple, 3xS)
If you divide the orange into 4 segments you gets you $1.50 for each piece.
So the pineapple is 1.50 * 3
So the orange
Nah you know what who gives a flying fuck? -
@1nfiniteLoop I won't spoil it for you, but I love your line of thought and the rage. This question and its ilk are plain ridiculous.
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@runfrodorun is this similar to the question "how much should you charge to wash the windows in Seattle?"
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There is actually a logical, albeit twisted, answer. But I'd rather not say, as this thread is much more interesting than it.
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If an orange costs $6 and a grape costs $4, how much does a pineapple cost?
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