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The mascot from Go. It looks so creepy that it might be a psychopath with crazy fighting skills.
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Any language written by microsoft. They are all viruses and would just mutate and kill everything else.
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Haskell. It's a tiny little splike that would just quietly sit where it is and wait for all of the other languages to step on it like a piece of lego.
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