My mom told me to take the spider out instead of killing it..
So i did. We had a few drinks, pretty cool guy, said he works as a web developer.

Oh man I could never do that. I always kill web developers

It's really true. Right now I'm writing html in latte templates, javascript validation library and server side validation part. I'm getting annoyed with client crap and outsourcing the work to my subordinate. I feel like I have eight hands too.

Ask it if it can center a div

You're gonna regret it