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@PonySlaystation Most Microsoft products fall into the shit scale ranging from "catastrophic hell shit" to "almost not that shitty actually".
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"Going from severe shit to basic shit is quite an improvement"
Yep, very proud of my achievement there. -
@blackpandan No, I'm not Bill Gates. He's a top bloke though, I like him (billions into eradicating polio, employees got equity stakes that made their fortunes, software that runs businesses everywhere, one smart cookie).
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@spongegeoff well bill gates i need a job :), i got the skills to back up the request
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You'll be in charge of your own business area, developing client relationships and working with them to finalise contracts. Taking these through to invoice, you'll deliver consistent 50K per quarter turnover. Pays 45k plus bicycle allowance.
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@spongegeoff sure when will i get to meet hr and get an introduction to the company policies
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On completion of your five year probationary period. Good to have you onboard with us.
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@spongegeoff dayum i might need a blood covenant between us for this job, stating that after 6 years i get to keep your company
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No worries. Can also have my extensive collection of badminton racquets and the cat. Let's get this thing started!
Microsoft edge has improved alot , it's much more nicer now
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