Oh boy, the startup managers are writing a roadmap today. Can't wait.

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1 MiLlIoN dAiLy ReVeNuE bY tOmOrRoW!

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People who start startups are usually very bright indeed. But they have to fool the fools who fund them from time to time. Miserable.

Forgot to add that they count on a couple million USD from Santa Claus and a boatload of resale-worthy chocolate from the Easter bunny... Also, they are burying a ton of "plant-based teeth" under thousands of pillows to get that tooth fairy seed capital.
It's a more realistic business plan.

That sounds manageable and don’t forget the 4 hour meeting for how to get this done 😂

@amenabe and afterwards the 6 hour meeting to find out why there's no progress

Dozens of employee terminations by tomorrow!

Lol made my morning