Oh boy, the startup managers are writing a roadmap today. Can't wait.

5 mIlLiOn DaIlY aCtIvE uSeRs By EnD oF Q1! (2022!!!)

1 MiLlIoN dAiLy ReVeNuE bY tOmOrRoW!

zErO bUgS aNd KnOwN iSsUeS iN sYsTeM bY 5Pm ToDaY!

tHoUsAnDs Of NeW cUsToMeRs WiThIn ThE nExT hOuR!

People who start startups are usually very bright indeed. But they have to fool the fools who fund them from time to time. Miserable.

Forgot to add that they count on a couple million USD from Santa Claus and a boatload of resale-worthy chocolate from the Easter bunny... Also, they are burying a ton of "plant-based teeth" under thousands of pillows to get that tooth fairy seed capital.
It's a more realistic business plan.

That sounds manageable and don’t forget the 4 hour meeting for how to get this done 😂

Dozens of employee terminations by tomorrow!

Lol made my morning