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PickleRick
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Ugh, no.. You got yourself from dirty dental-dams of “Jif” believers, all the way to passed bass-ackwards. That PR is raw sewage and your demoted back to entry-level if not intern. Oh and while you’re crying with Morty’s dad; consider a career change. Most importantly, just forget WAN ever existed and go back to your parents first PAN device to play solitaire.

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Sincerely,
All engineers, reviewers and testers who clean up your leaking dirty diarrhea lines.

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  • 0
    3y
    Apologies… I meant to say “line”(singular). Cause that’s right, you wrote a 1,500 column wide line to perform a concatenation strategy and apparently didn’t see the 4 modules which did it in 800ms less computation time for the bare minimum operation.
  • 0
    3y
    It's called shrinking, Java does it all the time, reduces the loading time of the compiler.
  • 0
    3y
    @IntrusionCM it’s not minification when it is done by hand in source code.
  • 1
    3y
    @PickleRick :) I was joking xD

    But hey... It is MINIFIED. Even without a minifier + so it's hyper mega optimized?
  • 0
    3y
    function validate(b: any, c: any): c is any {

    return c === c && b === b

    }

    This is in production as we speak. Passed tests and QA.

    The guy who wrote it (amazingly) still has a job.
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