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amenabe
3y

Bout to go on a first date with this girl I been vibing with for a week and I am like getting seriously anxious like wtf. There’s no bug harder than dealing with what’s going on my head rn. Pray for me 🙏🏾

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  • 9
    Ask her if you can do some penetration testing on her
  • 5
    Take it easy. You will be fine
  • 4
    I suggest using the random tag. Including the word "bug" to make it look software-y felt like fulfilling the diversity quota.
  • 7
    I’m with her right now guys it’s going surprisingly great 😊
  • 0
    Going back home now didn’t even get no kiss 😒 but you can’t always find a work around for that 😩
  • 4
    @amenabe Dude it's the first date, relax your tits.
  • 4
    @amenabe Man you don't always get a kiss on first date. I know it would be nice, I've been in a similar situation recently but my man keep at it. Just don't be an arse and expect too much.
  • 1
    @Ranchonyx yea I guess you’re right
  • 2
    Here's a cheat code : Just remember that every girl takes vile shits just like every guy. . . And remember to be normal. Like, just let the conversation happen naturally but be curious about her. Be willing to touch her to build tension.
  • 0
    @Ranchonyx I do. . .But I'm the type of guy who always goes for the kiss on the first date, and if I don't get it then I know there isn't going to be a second.
  • 1
    @DarthGuappi How long have you been single?
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    @DarthGuappi I question your common sense right now.
  • 2
    @DarthGuappi The way you wrote this made it seem like you don’t read the other person’s body language and just force your will upon them, which makes it sound like you’re a terrible human. I’m hoping this was an over exaggeration. 😅
  • 0
    @AmyShackles I actually noticed that day she was a bit uncomfortable so you got a point there
  • 1
    @c3r38r170 I am getting big "Pick me" vibes from you, bro.
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    @Ranchonyx I question yours tbh. . . .Her attraction level isn't high enough for her to want to kiss you, and you lack the courage of a man to go for it even though you might fail. . . What are you even still doing in a situation like that?
  • 1
    @DarthGuappi I don't see what my manlihood has to do with your definition of courage, but on first dates usually I first get to know her better. Then I go from there.
  • 2
    @DarthGuappi Manhood has nothing to do with courage lmao. That would imply that women do not have courage.
  • 0
    @Ranchonyx Did you even think before you typed that? Honest question : Did you?

    How does one group having an attribute imply another group cannot have it?

    Do you not understand the idea that concepts do not need to be mutually exclusive?
  • 2
    @DarthGuappi It's rather about the term "Manhood", but I see our definitions vary here. Pointless to discuss this with you.
  • 0
    @Ranchonyx So you're the type of person who thinks that differing opinions means no conversation can be had?

    That's kind of sad : Especially when I went out of my way to illustrate the point : "I am not going to judge or bully you for not subscribing to my version of manliness".

    But hey, given the way you followed me to my other post to troll me, I wouldn't expect higher brain function from you.
  • 1
    @DarthGuappi Can confirm, I can't spare higher brain functions for senseless debates with internet strangers right now. Got more important things to do. Also I'm probably one of the most narcissistic people you'll meet online so debate with me is essentially impossible.
  • 0
    @Ranchonyx

    Can you please just go away?

    You stalked multiple other posts, downvote bombed me, and took time out of your day to be the white guy who trolls black people who are upset by racism on my rant.

    And you want to sit here like : "I don't have time for-"

    Let's be real : We both know that isn't remotely true.
  • 0
    @DarthGuappi Wow that escalated quickly.
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