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boombodies
3y

**at daily standup

Dev: and along with a push to production that is what I’ll be doing today

Manager: Good good, alright, nice….. ok who else hasn’t gone yet? Dev how about you go next

Dev: …I literally just went

Manager: What? Well what did you say then? Hey when is that push to prod happening? I feel like there should be one happening sometime soon.

Dev: …

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  • 30
    3y
    Do a simple test:

    Yesterday I work on ticket TickTock marshmello, that has to do with the flying green pigs Epic, and today I will be working on the Underground Pink Unicorn Rimming procedure with the devops team. We don't expect any issues to block us.
  • 8
    3y
    Manager even participating in the standup doesn’t sound right.
  • 14
    3y
    @magicMirror Lol probably could get away with that. He has trouble paying attention because he checks stock prices during the scrum, I know because he frequently forgets to stop screen sharing.

    His portfolio is not doing well.
  • 3
    3y
    @boombodies this is a nice trick to make sure people are listening to you in a meeting.
    1. Funny stuff.
    2. 70% how you look, 20% how you sound, 10% what you say.
    https://youtu.be/MwpuJoIvMyA
  • 3
    3y
    Are you doing your standup at a urinal?
  • 2
    3y
    @black-kite it’s a painfully common situation
  • 2
    3y
    @boombodies
    >portfolio is not doing well
    top kek 😂
  • 1
    3y
    @magicMirror nice one!

    I have to admit I learned a lot from DevRant, that makes it now the my go-to place for study time :D
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