I don't trust anyone today.... You shouldn't too..

Never trust anyone called Nigel (they are usually complete wankers). If you know anyone called Nigel, simply substitute normal everyday greetings to them, such as good morning, hi, etc., with "wanker". Until they either stop being a wanker or change their name.

Not even @dfox @trogus.

@stalinkay I don't trust this rant......