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Know it all too well. This type of jerk couldn't care less about the quality of the product, as long as they get their bonuses.
And the criteria for the bonuses could be a single sale to a single bloody company, since the pricks who buy the software are far removed from the poor bastards that actually have to use the crappy software.
Other criteria could be "acceleration", just increasing the total number of points in a Sprint. AKA the fiat currency of development.
Hence, we may end up working on the crappyest shit ever to flip a bit. -
@JsonBoa I agree. These folks are bonus/promotion driven and don't care about product, company, or anyone else.
Their teams literally live in fear each day.
@FirstPlayer updated my resume this evening and going on rampant job hunt.
@fullstackchris interestingly, no. The product isn't making a single dime and the goal is to commericalise at the end of H1 2022. And they way these fags are developing it, I don't see product making money at all.
@UnicornPoo same. Once I gain 12+ YoE, I'll step out of tech world. -
@tosensei ubiquitous, mendacious, polyglottal
I fucking want to skin alive my engineering senior director and VP.
Fucking piece of shit people. Looking at their faces from behind the screen, I can sense them stink doneky balls.
They have made my life hell.
The entire tech architecture is absolute shit in nature and engineers cannot even build a single blue colour button without creating a major fuss about it.
Every single aspect of product is built kept in my only the engineer persona. Everyone else can go and suck a racoon's dick.
And they have no concept of tech debt. They just keep building and building stuff. And then build some more.
Entire engineering org is in rush to ship shit at the end of sprint and if they don't then VP and Director are pissed. So to keep those two half witted donkeys happy, these people ship garbage. And all they comment is "cool, very cool".
And hence, entire fucking product is built because it's cool irrespective of whether it solves a problem or not.
A single user role authorisation or authentication is so fucking complex that it would take an eternity for even a developer to figure what's happening.
Fucking toxic human wastes.
There's a company wide mandate to use a certain tech stack, design guidelines, and a vision that all teams have to align. But these faggots are going in opposite direction to do what they feel like and forcing everyone else to ignore all other engagements or alignments with other teams.
These two people should be skinned alive in town square during noon and then left there until they dehydrate entirely. Fucking baboons.
I am so fucking pissed with such mindset.
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