First time using a computer:

Booting up some Mickey Mouse game from a floppy disk when I was 4 on my dads gateway 2000.

First time coding:
Writing html in dream weaver at 14.

Edit: holy shit dreamweaver still exists?

Shit I remember using dream weaver in intro to CS class years ago

my first html experience was on ms office frontpage

Yep, now look up coldfusion

wow, i remember dreamweaver.
i "upgraded" to it from making webpages using Word's "save as html".

and after 2 days of trying to work with it, i decided/realized "this is bullshit, learning to code pages by hand using html and css and php is gonna be easier", and so i did.
and it was.