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Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works

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    Also a word used by upper management to encompass unexplainable business logic.

    "Just implement an algorithm to do it"
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    @Ikaroz

    I'm not sure why but I always think of algorithms as something with a thick sauce of abstraction.

    It needs to have a dash of genericness, a little sprinkle of decoupling, and definitely some chewy mathy chunks.

    Technically, any "set of instructions" might pass the definition.

    But on an emotional level, I need there to be a distinct flavor of some magic secret ingredient, some distribution of carefully weighted items, or a formula which optimizes or balances all of the intricate spicy stuff elegantly.

    (On a related note, I'm fucking hungry I'm gonna get a sandwich)
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    "library" could be another term. Just "trust" the API. Data in, magic out.
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