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When something good happened in my old office, there was a big champagne bottle and a huge plush usb enter button, so that the boss could be filmed while starting the new wonderful service and celebrating…
At least they told me so…
In the whole time I have been there, button and bottle got covered in dust -
@bahua my personal favourite is rockstars wanted.
Well, I am sure they would definitely mot hire someone who does drugs, breaks furniture, and is often late.
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