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sariel85343yManagement thinks you've been doing such a great job that you can have the next two days off!
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Bloke with three daughters is asked by Daughter 1:
"Daddy why am I called Rose?", to which he replies, "Well when you were born a rose petal fell on your pretty little nose so that's what we named you, Rose".
ThenDaughter 2 asks, "Daddy why am I called Lilly?", and he says, "When you were born a lilly floated down on to your head, so that's what we called you sweetheart".
Daughter three says, "WhagrgrsaafghhfBESAAfasd!??" To which he replies "SHUT THE FUCK UP CINDERBLOCK"
I'm bored, tell me a joke.
joke/meme