My typical morning Teams exchange:
Newb: GM (requesting connection)
Me: GM (connection established)
Newb: How r u? (requesting headers)
Me: Good (headers sent)
Newb: You free? (ready for comms?)
Me: Sure (comms ready)
…
Feels like a bad internet protocol.

Can't you explain to him to ask questions without all the unwanted etiquette?

The next moron who asks me in slack:
"can I ask a question?" will get ignored.
Or a cat meme.... 🤔 bot time!

...
Newb: Do you know about topic X (check info availability)
Me: A little bit (info available)
newb: And Y (check info availability)
Me: Depends, just ask (info available, go on)
Newb: Could you look at my code in screenshare (request protocol upgrade)
Me: Sure, share your screen (protocol upgrade granted)
Newb: Shares screen (protocol upgrade)
Me: So what is the problem? (connection okay)
Newb: Sorry, AFK - someone is at the door (please standby)
Newb: Re (connection okay)
Me: So what is the problem? (connection okay)
Newb: Oh, let me think, i have to remember... (please standby)
Newb: Here, that line throws (content chunk)
Newb: Z (content chunk)
...

...
Newb: Already checked W (content chunk)
Newb: And it only happens when i do V (content chunk)
Newb: But not for U or T (content chunk)
Me: Did you check what is done in S? (request info)
Newb: Sorry, AFK - Kids... (please standby)
Newb: Re (connection okay)
Newb: Oh, it gets wrong data from R (content chunk)
Me: So check R (request info)
Newb: Damn typos... (content chunk)
Me: Does it work now (request info)
Newb: Yes, works fine. (content chunk)
Newb: Thanks. (quest completion)
Newb: do you have a little more time? (check resource availability)
Me: Sure... (resource available)
...

@Oktokolo You aware you skipped authentication and permissions, right?

@cprn
Did not want to bloat the log, so screen sharing was assumed to be integrated in the groupware also handling the chat.
Also assumed, that that wasn't the first use of the groupware. You could fill books of log with just getting screenshare, voice and video working the first time.
So i essentially reduced it to the bare minimum when hardware and software just works and all users already know how to use them.

https://nohello.net/

This is in my teams status permanently, and I call out repeat offenders with, "Hi <person>! Please ask your question straight away, it helps to save time :) https://nohello.net/"

@alturnativ I think I love this. Passive-aggressive chat status, here I come!

This is hilarious