I want a cat.

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AnitaRGray

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LawrenceKWalsh

1

3y

Me too.
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WildOrangutan

2630

3y

Cat doesn't want you 😛
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kamen

6984

3y

sudo apt install cat
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IntrusionCM

14956

3y

@AnitaRGray

I can be your cat.

I'm chubby, I like food and I like being patted.

Deal?
2

atheist

9793

3y

... There's a rather crude joke there. Along the lines of "me too". I'm not going to make it.
2

IntrusionCM

14956

3y

@atheist *poke poke poke*
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AnitaRGray

45

3y

@WildOrangutan Boooooo
2

AnitaRGray

45

3y

@IntrusionCM Slave? ;)
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IntrusionCM

14956

3y

@AnitaRGray yes you're my slave.

Good that we have an understanding.
2

AnitaRGray

45

3y

@IntrusionCM Nooo. You are my slave :P
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IntrusionCM

14956

3y

@AnitaRGray *purrs in disagreement*
2

AnitaRGray

45

3y

@IntrusionCM Ok then answer me one thing, then I will be your slave for sure.
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IntrusionCM

14956

3y

@AnitaRGray *staring and waiting*
2

AnitaRGray

45

3y

@IntrusionCM who came first? Egg or hen?
2

IntrusionCM

14956

3y

@AnitaRGray Sex.
1

AnitaRGray

45

3y

@IntrusionCM bruhh
3

IntrusionCM

14956

3y

@AnitaRGray *rub my belly* I was good.
2

AnitaRGray

45

3y

@IntrusionCM I am going to a friend's house. See ya. By the way, my hands don't like soft things. They want hard :D
2

IntrusionCM

14956

3y

@AnitaRGray here's a plank of wood.

As hard as it gets, best acorn.
2

Floydimus

8820

3y

Where's the dog army when we need it the most?
0

darkwind

1532

3y

I want a cat, but I don't want to take care of it.
0

theabbie

7825

3y

Cats are okay but have you petted a dog?
0

blindXfish

2355

3y

Pet is a hidden chain...
2

ScriptCoded

19203

3y

@Floydimus Boooooo! Get out of here!
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Floydimus

8820

3y

@ScriptCoded what about Panda gang?

Aren't Pandas cutestm 🐼
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ScriptCoded

19203

3y

@Floydimus Do you have a panda in your home?
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Floydimus

8820

3y

@ScriptCoded unfortunate as I am :(

Though this reminds me of this comment I found on Craapit.
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nibor

4877

3y

Remember cats live for 20 years or so, it's a long term commitment to have one.
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johnmelodyme

10794

3y

it is already in your operating system , http://manpages.ubuntu.com/manpages...
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darkwind

1532

3y

@Nanos i know what i wish in my girlfriend now as a bonus parameter
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lorentz

15200

3y

I think this is a robot, all its other comments are spam. It's a surprisingly sophisticated one in any case.

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