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C0D4681463yC0D4: fine, here's our software as we "know" it, this thing was last updated 3 years ago and has been actively improved* over that time but this should be high level for most of it, oh and I need you to fix a bug with feature X, for some reason it times out when working with feature A,B and C but on some days feature D can't get finish and on Thursday's feature E just fails but works every other day.
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C0D4681463y@Floydimus i just googled this one, but it's probably not far from the truth for our eco system 😁
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@C0D4 bloody hell I thought that was a semiconductor chip's layout, it looks kind of like that
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Feed them visual graphics then. Shove mindmaps down their throat, tie them up and make them eat NSDs and flowcharts, stuff their face with EERDs, make sure they will feel nausea looking at an arrow head for decades to come!
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@C0D4 Here's the US strategy they tried in Afghanistan. Must have been "visual thinkers" or something.
Visual thinker: someone who can take textual information and visualise to think critically.
A dumb retard in my team: "I want Floyd to feed me visual graphics so that I can think and understand because I am a visual thinker and I cannot understand text documents"
rant
stupids everywhere