Is it just me, or reading job descriptions is sucking the will to live?

Ninja/Rockstar?
Jr/Sr role
-list of every technology ever used
10+ years experience
Masters in physics
Work life balance
Benefits/unlimited vacation
Dogs

Quick template for job postings.

They all sound to me like
We are looking for someone who knows more than i know, and can do things i cant and is willing to work in a "challenging" ( meaning stressful) environment, and very "eager" (meaning wants to work 15 hours a day)..

FU! Not one of the jobs descriptions make me inspired to join your team of genius slaves .. not one!! 😖

Required:
Like 2 or 3 of these
Things are necessary
To do the job but
We like to look like a
Modern company wit
A good stack and
Disregard that we use
1.4 java