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So I used to be a chef, then I got married and decided my weekends and holidays were better spent than making food for ungrateful shit-wagglers, or getting screamed at in Lebanese by the exec Chef during dinner service at the end of a ten-hour shift, so I went back to school for Computer Engineering. I was so worried because I swore compulsively from day one of classes.
Little did I know way back then, the first programming language I ever learned was swearing.

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  • 4
    Let me kindly suggest, that you go make yourself a fucking awesome avatar.
  • 6
    Respect. At you can code and then go eat proper food, where as most of us... Code, swear and eat pizzas...
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